You Can Hold The Key To My Hard (Heart Parody) Sew-On Vintage Embroidered Clothing Patch Funny Naughty Adult Penis Erection Chastity Cage


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I'm not sure if this parody patch is just playing off the phrase "You can hold the key to my heart" and turning into a reference to male arousal OR if it's specifically referring to a sex toy such as a chastity cage which is keyed. Either way it's definitely an adult-oriented patch!

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