This is a very hard-to-find MATURE sexual vintage patch. Play-on-woods parody of the similar phrase using "spendored" instead of splintered.
Great conversation starter (albeit a bit naughty and definitely adult-oriented). Grab one for yourself or a friend. Great bachelorette party gag gift idea (or similar).
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