Sexual Themed Biker Patches, Cool Iron-on Patch Jeans Patch Jacket Patch Motorcycle Patch Fabric Embroidered Patch Funny Patch Naughty ozx


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This is a selection of funny, naughty, sexual biker / motorcycle patches. Definitely meant for MATURE audiences only.

They are all iron-on. Their width is generally 4 inches across and height varies a little bit as you can see in the pics.

Check all pics for closeups of the various options. Each patch has an option number next to it. The option descriptions in the selection box are quite limited in space, so we've had to abbreviate substantially. The option numbers make it much easier to choose the right patch at checkout. But to verify, here is a complete list of option numbers with the full patch text descriptions:

1. My Sexual Preference is Often
2. Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore
3. If Sex is a Pain in the Ass You're Doing it Wrong
4. Hung Like Einstein Smart as a Horse
5. In Case of Emergency Blow
6. It's Only Kinky the First Time
7. My Favorite Number is 77 Because I Get 8 More
8. If You Were as Loose With Your Body as You Are With My Credit Cards I'd Be a Happy Man
9. I May Not Have the Cherry But I Still Have the Box
10. Lead Me Not Into Temptation I Know the Way
11. Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat
12. I'm Not a Gynecologist But I'll Take a Look
13. Amateur Gynecolgist
14. Life is Good at 30 And Great at 38DD
15. Sexual Harassment Will Not Be Reported It Will Be Graded For Content And Originality
16. Boobies Make Me Smile
17. I Apologize in Advance For Staring At Your Tits
18. Tell Your Boobs to Stop Glaring at Me
19. Boobies are Like Baby Toys Eventually They End Up in Your Mouth
20. I Have the Boobs So I Win
21. Top Ten Things Bikers Know About Women ... Boobies
22. My Bolt-Ons are Better Than Yours

If we're out-of-stock on the patch you want or you'd like more than the quantity available, send us a custom request. We can accommodate your order with a little bit more lead time.

Great for jacket, vests, hats or anywhere you'd like to display your naughty side a bit. ;)
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