This is a selection of funny, naughty, sexual biker / motorcycle patches. Definitely meant for MATURE audiences only.
They are all iron-on. Their width is generally 4 inches across and height varies a little bit as you can see in the pics.
Check all pics for closeups of the various options. Each patch has an option number next to it. The option descriptions in the selection box are quite limited in space, so we've had to abbreviate substantially. The option numbers make it much easier to choose the right patch at checkout. But to verify, here is a complete list of option numbers with the full patch text descriptions:
1. My Sexual Preference is Often
2. Hopeless Romantic Seeks Filthy Whore
3. If Sex is a Pain in the Ass You're Doing it Wrong
4. Hung Like Einstein Smart as a Horse
5. In Case of Emergency Blow
6. It's Only Kinky the First Time
7. My Favorite Number is 77 Because I Get 8 More
8. If You Were as Loose With Your Body as You Are With My Credit Cards I'd Be a Happy Man
9. I May Not Have the Cherry But I Still Have the Box
10. Lead Me Not Into Temptation I Know the Way
11. Does This Condom Make Me Look Fat
12. I'm Not a Gynecologist But I'll Take a Look
13. Amateur Gynecolgist
14. Life is Good at 30 And Great at 38DD
15. Sexual Harassment Will Not Be Reported It Will Be Graded For Content And Originality
16. Boobies Make Me Smile
17. I Apologize in Advance For Staring At Your Tits
18. Tell Your Boobs to Stop Glaring at Me
19. Boobies are Like Baby Toys Eventually They End Up in Your Mouth
20. I Have the Boobs So I Win
21. Top Ten Things Bikers Know About Women ... Boobies
22. My Bolt-Ons are Better Than Yours
If we're out-of-stock on the patch you want or you'd like more than the quantity available, send us a custom request. We can accommodate your order with a little bit more lead time.
Great for jacket, vests, hats or anywhere you'd like to display your naughty side a bit. ;)
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We collect taxes on sales in Missouri.
We ship orders within 1 business day of payment (often same day).
Most domestic (USA) orders arrive in 5-6 business days or less. However, that can be very erratic depending on seasonal and weather factors affecting the postal service. Occasionally it may take up to 2 weeks to receive your order.
Priority mail upgraded shipping options are available for select listings if you need faster delivery. However, please understand that once we ship your order it is out of our hands and we can't control whether the USPS actually delivers it in a timely manner. Please consult their website for their estimated delivery times to your area. We ship from zip code 64119.
International orders typically take 8-14 business days to arrive. Again, it's out of our hands once it ships and it *COULD* take 4-6 weeks depending on destination, customs delays and other factors.
Any customs charges, duties, taxes or other charges related to importation of goods into your country are the responsibility of the buyer. We're not experts on International shipping laws, and we also don't collect any such monies on behalf of foreign countries, so it's up to you to know and understand any tariffs, taxes or other import charges you may face once the merchandise arrives.
Just contact me within: 14 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 30 days of delivery
Request a cancellation within: 0 hours of purchase
But please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, I can't accept returns for:
Please contact me if you have any problems with your order.
We will provide refunds for lost/damaged merchandise. Lost items will be refunded if item does not arrive within a month and after a lost mail report is filled by the customer with their local post office and the post office completes their investigation/search.
We will also accept returns for 30 days from date of shipment (minus shipping costs). Please contact us to arrange for a return.
Most of our items are vintage, so we usually cannot accommodate any request to customize an item to your preference. However, we can be on the lookout for an item you desire and let you know if we run across it in the future.
Please also understand that since these items are vintage, they may in fact show a little sign of wear, aging, or slight discoloration. If we list something as New Old Stock (NOS) or new, it will be in excellent condition. Any other characterization is subject to having some visible signs of degradation.
***APPLICATION OF IRON-ON PATCHES***
Most customers have success applying iron-on patches to their garments, however due to the age of some vintage patches and differences between manufacturers some people prefer to sew the patches on for a more secure application. Just keep in mind for vintage items that the glue is older and the fabric more susceptible to damage when handling.
But here is a general guide for applying iron-on patches.
Step 1: Set your hand iron at the hottest temperature setting. DO NOT USE STEAM DURING APPLICATION!
Step 2: Place your applique or embroidered patch in the desired position and place a pressing cloth (such as a handkerchief, sheet or pillowcase fabric) over top.
Step 3: Press the iron straight down for 35-45 seconds with as much constant pressure as possible. NO BACK AND FORTH.
Step 4: Turn the garment inside-out and repeat steps 2 & 3.
Step 5: Allow the applique or embroidered patch to cool down.