A Good Ass Is Hard To Find, 3" Iron-on Patch Embroidered Patch Jacket Patch Jeans Patch Backpack Patch Funny Patch Cute Patch Applique


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"A Good Ass is Hard to Find"

Keep this sage motto in mind when trying to play hide-and-seek with a clever donkey. This one *ALMOST* escaped detection. Having such big ears is a bit of a liability though. :-D

Of course this tongue-in-cheek patch takes an unconventional approach to the somewhat naughty innuendo "classic" saying. It's sure to draw lots of smile, laughs, comments, and attention in general which makes it a great conversation icebreaker.

This patch is one of a series of Special AwesomeWares designs. We're very proud to have recently branched out into creating patches with our own custom copyrighted artwork. We feel they nicely complement the huge selection of mostly vintage offerings we have throughout our store and we hope you'll enjoy them!
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