Sexual Innuendo Patches, Naughty Vintage Patch Double Meaning, Embroidered Clothing Patch for Backpack Biker Vest Jacket Shirt Hat Funny e6

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Oh my! This is quite a collection of sexual innuendo, double meaning vintage patches. The pictures show the actual patches, but I will include the options below to make it easier for you to see them all at once. The colors available for each are expressed in parentheses after the text

- 4 Wheelers Eat More Bush (Red)
- All Firemen Love a Quickie (Black)
- Be Secure Tonight Take a Cop To Bed (Red)
- Brick Layers Lay All Day (Blue or Red)
- Bikers Stay on Longer (Blue or Red)
- Carpenters Hammer It Harder (Red)
- Carpenters Make Better Joints (Red)
- Carpenters Make Better Studs (Blue or Red)
- Carpet Layers Do It On The Floor (Blue)
- Cowboys Can Handle Anything Horny (Red)
- Cowboys Stay On Longer (Black)
- Don't Argue With Your Wife Dicker (Red)
- Drillers Do It Deeper (Black or Red)
- Firemen Are Always in Heat (Red)
- Firemen Have Longer Hoses (Red)
- Gas Station Men Pump All Day (Red)
- Hunters Do It With a Bang (Blue)
- Injection is Nice But I Rather Be Blown (Red)
- Keep The West Alive Ball a Cowboy (Blue or Red)
- Long Distance Runners Last Longer (Blue)
- Nonsmokers Do It Without Puffing (Blue or Red)
- Painters Have Longer Strokes (Red)
- Policemen Have Bigger Guns (Red)
- Plumbers Have Bigger Tools (Red)
- Roofers Do It On Top (Black)
- Salesmen Do It On Commission (Blue or Red)
- Truck Drivers Carry Bigger Loads (Blue)
- Welders Fill The Gap Better (Red)

Most of the patches measure 3 inches wide by 2 inches tall (7.6 cm by 5.1 cm). A few are slightly larger than that as shown in pics.

We have VERY limited stock of these and they're vintage so once they're gone that's it. Be sure to grab your favorite(s) now while you have the chance!
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